Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf.
An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots – like Heaven and Hell in one.
Bobby Jones said, “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.”
Get this book and enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole.
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Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Big and Little) provides children aged 9 -12 (and up) many hours of fun and laughter. Great for precocious younger kids too.
This book features: One-liners, LEGO Jokes,
Q & A jokes, Short set up jokes, Medium set up jokes, Pun jokes, Tongue Twisters including the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s “The World’s Toughest Tongue Twister” and other tough tongue twisters, Corny jokes, Easy riddles, Hard riddles (for the whole family to solve), Knock knock jokes, Brainteasers, and much more.
The book is mainly designed to make children laugh and create lots of laughter. The jokes are spaced out well for easy reading.
It makes a wonderful and happy gift for any child – big or little!
Your kids, your family and friends will enjoy lots of healthy and helpful laughter from the assortment of funnies in this book and it’s a great book on a trip for the family to read together. Get it today!
The perfect Holiday gift.
Ideal for Holiday gatherings and empowering the spirit of the Holidays or anytime. Makes wonderful reading at night as well. Inspiring quotes, excerpts & toasts which are humorous, entertaining and thought-provoking. Theologian John Piper said,
“What I have learned from about twenty years of serious reading is this: It is sentences that change my life, not books. What changed my life is some new glimpse of truth, some powerful challenge, some resolution to a long-standing dilemma, and these usually come concentrated in a sentence or two.”
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“This book will change your life! It helped me tremendously. My diet has now become part of me. Extremely helpful and very well documented. I’m very happy and use this as a reference.” – Ann Williamson
“Very effective! This book put it all together for me! I don’t even think about diets anymore.” - Margie O’Hara
Do you know about the "Fat Switch" discovery? You will learn new concepts from this book.
Most of us have trouble staying on a diet. We certainly did. We kept going from one diet to another. Frustrated, we researched current scientific studies on how to stay on a diet and deal with food cravings.
We found genuine ways to stay on a diet and have a healthy, energetic and good looking body. We share our research with you in this book.
If you have no trouble sticking to a diet, you don’t need to read this book.
But if you do, you should scroll up and get this book and carry it on your phone. It will change your life!
Many psychologists, and educational and learning experts have studied the relationship between learning and humor, and found, humor lowers defenses and making it easier to learn new things. Learning is easier and more readily absorbed when laughter is involved making you more relaxed and more receptive to understanding new concepts.
Raise your game up a level. It's easier than you think.
Endorsed by the Senior Golfers of America - "This is a complete informational and motivational book in which seniors learn what Arnold, Jack, Langer, Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50."
Brand New, 2018! A Hot New Release Amazon #1 Bestseller in Golf Coaching. This guide is for senior golfers who want to learn a higher level of play and maintain that level as the years pass. A great gift for Dad or Grandpa!
It's also for senior golfers who are looking to have more enjoyment and fun playing golf.
With over 300 pages of golf advice, tips, techniques, equipment advice, ways to loosen stiff joints, complete exercise programs, diet information, fun formats, and much more, this book is a treasury of good information for golfers over 50, and a one-stop information source on how to better and maintain your golf skills, and how to really enjoy the game.
Putting Tips, Quotes and from Tiger Woods, Rory McIroy, Jason Day, Jordan Spieth, and Sports Psychologists, Dr. Bob Rotella, Dr. Gio Valiante and many more.
Exercises and Drills are given so you can incorporate their thoughts and advice into your golf game and improve your consistency.
"I am a better putter after I read this book. Tips and quotes from top PGA Tour pros and well-known Golf Psychologists give excellent helping tips on putting. There are thousands of other guys trying to give advice. It's best to get the advice from the best. This book works.
-D. Roberts, Lake Forest, IL
"The laughter of a child is the light of the home" Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Ages 3 -7) gives children many hours of fun and laughter!
This book features Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock Knocks, Story Jokes, a few Brainteasers, and more! There are over 140 funny pictures with the jokes to keep a child’s interest and the book can be read together with your child or by your child alone and help your child learn the enjoyment of reading.
Amazon #1 Best Seller in Golf Coaching. The USGA and R & A adopted the most major changes to the Rules of Golf in more than 30 years and all go into effect January 1, 2019.
This Booklet, "Golf’s New Rules” gives you a clear and quick description of the new rules only.
The next page has a quick reference called “Summary of the New Rule Changes” which will answer most new rule questions in seconds.
You don’t have to remember all the new changes if you keep this booklet in your bag or on your phone for fast answers to new rule questions.
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We share only our favorite games which aren’t complicated and produce the most excitement and fun.
Throughout the book, we also feature original adult golf jokes and stories just like our two-previous well-known golf joke books, “Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book” and “Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes” to make this book an entertaining read and puts the reader in a great mood.
When the balls are tossed on the first tee and land on the ground determining partners, regular foursomes who play together often tend to know who will win. With some of our games, both low and high handicappers won’t be able to foretell the outcome. Adults Only.
A wonderful anthology of warm-hearted, humorous, entertaining, and enjoyable stories written by all kinds of golfers from all over the world. Reading these unique and entertaining stories gives you an interesting and amusing understanding of the common thread among golfers no matter where they live. You may identify with these stories bringing back fond memories of similar experiences you’ve had.
A Legal Crime Thriller based on a true story.
A young law student is told a terrifying story by his girlfriend’s mother, a psychic who breaks down in tears when she foresees a young pregnant girl needlessly martyred by ruthless criminals and beseeches him to prevent it.
Years later, he barely remembered the girlfriend, but the prophecy had lodged itself deep in his brain – maybe because it was the only time he’d ever had his fortune told. Then the horrifying foretold events frantically start to occur.
Tormented, he battles within himself struggling to stop the killing as other heart-pounding and unforeseen events occur. He battles on and on as the events collide and confuse him.
Review: “Amazing story!A page-turner. Extremely exciting and enjoyed it.” – D. Robertson, River Forest, IL
WHY IS THIS BOOK ON HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE AND INCREASE YOUR TRAFFIC DIFFERENT FROM THE REST?
This book is over 200-pages and explains reliable sites showing you how to earn passive and active income online and ways to increase traffic.
You will learn:
How to earn passive streams of online income when you don’t have traffic.
How to increase your traffic.
How to earn passive streams of online income when you do have traffic.
How to earn active online income.
How to earn with Mobile Apps where you download the app to your smartphone and start earning.
You can decide which of the over 80 sites are most suitable for you to pursue.
You will discover it’s not difficult to make money online.
When we first started we wished we had a straightforward book like this to explain effective and current ways to earn reasonable online income and increase traffic.
There is no sales hype in this book.
We are not selling you anything in this book.
Reading this book makes it very easy to learn about online income and increasing your traffic since it clears you away from the numerous ads and distractions on web pages.
Sit back and relax and see what methods of making money and increasing traffic interest you. You will find it’s not hard to make money online if you use reliable and realistic methods.
If your goal is to be happy and have streams of online income, then you should read this book.
The most major changes in 30 years to the Rules of Golf went into effect on January 1, 2019. This Guide to the Rules of Golf gives you a clear and quick overview of the Rules of Golf and the recent changes which most commonly come into play when you need a fast answer.
The next several pages, “QUICK RULES SUMMARY” will answer most rule questions in seconds with more information shown in the page reference.
You don’t have to remember all the rules if you keep this guide handy or on your phone for fast answers to rule questions. Happy golfing!
TEAM GOLFWELL: Best Selling Authors, Book Reviews, Golf Humorists, Golf Instruction
"Golf Shots" is for all golfers, especially casual recreational golfers, to quietly learn a variety of golf shots to score better. The descriptions of more than 30 different golf shots are simple and to the point.
The book teaches you a variety of Shots off the Tee, Approach Shots, and Short Game Shots.
You’ll learn the techniques on how to hit Stingers, Driver off the Deck, Drawing the Ball, Power Fading the Ball - over 30 + different shots.
A great gift for any adult golfer is this new 228 page Treasury of heartwarming stories, golf jokes and thought provoking quotes. Dedicated to those times when life gets too complicated and a good story or a good laugh solves it all. This book will chase the blues away and put you in a great mood! He'll love you for the laughs it brings!
“I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey
JUST OUT! The very best in party jokes, icebreakers, and funny stories to tell at parties, gatherings, speaking engagements, or any occasion. It’s also an entertaining and wonderful read on a trip and makes a great gift for someone going on a long flight or train ride.
Over 320 pages of enjoyable adult jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and humor for all occasions to tell at parties, gatherings, speaking engagements, or any occasion.
Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and enjoy reading this hilarious book!
Why is this Total Golf Fitness Program different?
It’s a complete and comprehensive golf fitness program covering the 6 elements of keeping fit: Aerobics, All Body Strength and Resistance Training, Core Exercises, Balance Training, Stretching, and Exercise Variety to Keep You Motivated.
This book also gives you what healthy snacks you should eat playing golf to help you keep focused, as well as information on the diets of top PGA Tour Golfers.
If you want to play better, lose fat, and look great as quickly as possible then you want to read this book.
You're going to learn fitness programs most golfers will never know.
Stronger cardio so you won’t get tired playing the last 3 or 4 holes.
Muscle toning with moderate weights and high reps. A stronger core to make your golf swing easier. Balance training to keep your shots more consistent.
A ten minute a day stretching program. Bonus: This book also has a journal to keep a record of your progress.
Get GOLF FITNESS and begin your journey to become a better, leaner, and stronger good-looking golfer!
Brand New! Advice from Golfing Greats for young golfers like, "My goal was always to be the best I could be. If you think about it, there is a finality in reaching the top spot. Not only is it hard to get there, but you can't stay forever on that perch. But being the best you can be is infinite. There's always room to grow. There's always something new to learn. And there's always something new to do." - Greg Norman.
“Walk The Winning Ways" is an inspiring read and wish it was put out earlier. Great insight and advice from the Pros on how to win on Tour…. Liked learning how the past Champions were inspired and how they did it. Loved the confidence building techniques and how to maintain the confidence to win.” -J. Russo, Toledo.