Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Big and Little) provides children aged 9 -12 (and up) many hours of fun and laughter. Great for precocious younger kids too.
This book features: One-liners, LEGO Jokes,
Q & A jokes, Short set up jokes, Medium set up jokes, Pun jokes, Tongue Twisters including the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s “The World’s Toughest Tongue Twister” and other tough tongue twisters, Corny jokes, Easy riddles, Hard riddles (for the whole family to solve), Knock knock jokes, Brainteasers, and much more.
The book is mainly designed to make children laugh and create lots of laughter. The jokes are spaced out well for easy reading.
It makes a wonderful and happy gift for any child – big or little!
Your kids, your family and friends will enjoy lots of healthy and helpful laughter from the assortment of funnies in this book and it’s a great book on a trip for the family to read together. Get it today!
The perfect Holiday gift.
Ideal for Holiday gatherings and empowering the spirit of the Holidays or anytime. Makes wonderful reading at night as well. Inspiring quotes, excerpts & toasts which are humorous, entertaining and thought-provoking. Theologian John Piper said,
“What I have learned from about twenty years of serious reading is this: It is sentences that change my life, not books. What changed my life is some new glimpse of truth, some powerful challenge, some resolution to a long-standing dilemma, and these usually come concentrated in a sentence or two.”
A great gift for any adult golfer is this new 228 page Treasury of heartwarming stories, golf jokes, and thought-provoking quotes. Dedicated to those times when life gets too complicated and a good story or a good laugh solves it all. This book will chase the blues away and put you in a great mood! He'll love you for the laughs it brings!
The Family Christmas Gift Guide Journal is for family and friends to write down and let others know by descriptions or hints what things they might like for Christmas gifts. It helps others learn what they wish for at Christmas to make shopping easier. It's a lot of fun and full of Christmas spirit! Saves giving unwanted gifts.
Leave this Gift Wish Journal out for everyone around Thanksgiving time (or any time) to give the whole family an opportunity to write down what they would really like for Christmas.
If you want to maintain yourself, this book is for you and it makes a great gift for the golfer. ENDORSED BY SENIORS GOLFERS OF AMERICA - "This is a complete informational and motivational book in which seniors learn what Arnold, Jack, Langer, Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50."
FROM AUSTRALIAN SENIOR GOLFERS - "This book has over 300 pages of what would be expected stuff like overall golf advice, golf tips, golf techniques, and golf equipment advice – but there’s much more. The much more includes complete golfing exercise programs, ways to loosen stiff joints, diet information, and goal setting. (There are even some bonus pages at the back if you want to get really serious and record your fitness progress)."
"But what really sets A Complete Guide For Golfers Over 50 apart is the emphasis on the fun...There are jokes interspersed throughout the manual and another section on fun formats and suggestions on keeping up the interest by varying your routines. Live longer and healthier, absorb some wisdom (and maybe a game-changing insight) from the greats, and laugh more. Much better than getting the sh*ts over a fluffed chip shot."
"I found the second chapter What Great Players in Golf Have Said About Senior Golfers to be particularly valuable (Golfwell personally contacted many of those contributing)."
"Amongst some great golf and life advice I particularly liked Lee Trevino’s quip: “The older I get, the better I used to be.” - Brian O'Hare, Founder Senior Golfers of Australia.
Copyright TeamGolfwell, 2021
We share only our favorite games which aren’t complicated and produce the most excitement and fun.
Throughout the book, we also feature original adult golf jokes and stories just like our two-previous well-known golf joke books, “Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book” and “Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes” to make this book an entertaining read and puts the reader in a great mood.
When the balls are tossed on the first tee and land on the ground determining partners, regular foursomes who play together often tend to know who will win. With some of our games, both low and high handicappers won’t be able to foretell the outcome. Adults Only.
“I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey
JUST OUT! The very best in party jokes, icebreakers, and funny stories to tell at parties, gatherings, speaking engagements, or any occasion. It’s also an entertaining and wonderful read on a trip and makes a great gift for someone going on a long flight or train ride.
Over 320 pages of enjoyable adult jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and humor for all occasions to tell at parties, gatherings, speaking engagements, or any occasion.
Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and enjoy reading this hilarious book!
Best Selling Authors, Book Reviews, Golf Humorists, Golf Instruction and more!
Books like "The Rules of Golf" makes the perfect gift for the golfer who has everything!
The perfect gift for any golfer! Funny true and little-known golf tales, insane golf courses, golf anecdotes, golf jokes, hilarious quotes, world golf records, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling golf writers, Team Golfwell. Their books have sold thousands of copies!
This book makes a memorable and enjoyable Holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, birthday gift, Father’s Day gift, or a gift for any occasion and will bring a smile to his face. He’ll love you for the laughs it brings!
He can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime! A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime! Get it now!
Legal Crime Thriller based on a true story.
A young law student is told a terrifying story by his girlfriend’s mother, a psychic who breaks down in tears when she foresees a young pregnant girl needlessly martyred by ruthless criminals and beseeches him to prevent it.
Years later, he barely remembered the girlfriend, but the prophecy had lodged itself deep in his brain – maybe because it was the only time he’d ever had his fortune told. Then the horrifying foretold events frantically start to occur.
Tormented, he battles within himself struggling to stop the killing as other heart-pounding and unforeseen events occur. He battles on and on as the events collide and confuse him.
Review: "Riveting! Amazing story! A page-turner. Extremely exciting and fast-paced action. Enjoyed it.” – D. Robertson, River Forest, IL
"HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!" - J. Carter, Golf Media Assn
"VERY FUNNY ABOUT THE SPORT I LOVE!" - D. S. Amazon verified purchase.
"Funny and loved the way these comedians interact! - D. Peters
"Enjoyable and it's LOL fun. Amazing what these golfers come up with!" - Dan L.
Hilarious! Fresh new jokes and stories you probably haven't heard before. Team Golfwell created "Golf Jokes and Stories" a very popular Facebook Group with over 120,000+ members and growing. A great gift for any golfer! This is selected material from the group and has been edited for spelling, etc., but some have been left "as is" as we didn't want to change them. Read it and you will see what we mean!
The most major changes in 30 years to the Rules of Golf went into effect on January 1, 2019. This Guide to the Rules of Golf gives you a clear and quick overview of the Rules of Golf and the recent changes which most commonly come into play when you need a fast answer.
The next several pages, “QUICK RULES SUMMARY” will answer most rule questions in seconds with more information shown in the page reference. You don’t have to remember all the rules if you keep this guide handy or on your phone for fast answers to rule questions. Makes a great practical gift for any golfer. Get it now!
Brand New! Advice from Golfing Greats for young golfers like, "My goal was always to be the best I could be. If you think about it, there is a finality in reaching the top spot. Not only is it hard to get there, but you can't stay forever on that perch. But being the best you can be is infinite. There's always room to grow. There's always something new to learn. And there's always something new to do." - Greg Norman.
“Walk The Winning Ways" is an inspiring read and wish it was put out earlier. Great insight and advice from the Pros on how to win on Tour…. Liked learning how the past Champions were inspired and how they did it. Loved the confidence-building techniques and how to maintain the confidence to win.” -J. Russo, Toledo.
A wonderful anthology of warm-hearted, humorous, entertaining, and enjoyable stories written by all kinds of golfers from all over the world. Reading these unique and entertaining stories gives you an interesting and amusing understanding of the common thread among golfers no matter where they live. You might identify with these stories bringing back fond memories of similar experiences you’ve had. Check it out!
"The laughter of a child is the light of the home" Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Ages 3 -7) gives children many hours of fun and laughter!
This book features Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock Knocks, Story Jokes, a few Brainteasers, and more! There are over 140 funny pictures with the jokes to keep a child’s interest and the book can be read together with your child or by your child alone and help your child learn the enjoyment of reading.
If you like adult jokes, then this book is for you. A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Puts everyone in a great mood! Caution: These aren't the kind of jokes your momma told you - strictly for adults. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations.
“This book will change your life! It helped me tremendously. My diet has now become part of me. Extremely helpful and very well documented. I’m very happy and use this as a reference.” – Ann Williamson
“Very effective! This book put it all together for me! I don’t even think about diets anymore.” - Margie O’Hara
Do you know about the "Fat Switch" discovery? You will learn new concepts from this book.
Most of us have trouble staying on a diet. We certainly did. We kept going from one diet to another. Frustrated, we researched current scientific studies on how to stay on a diet and deal with food cravings.
We found genuine ways to stay on a diet and have a healthy, energetic and good looking body. We share our research with you in this book.
If you have no trouble sticking to a diet, you don’t need to read this book.
But if you do, you should scroll up and get this book and carry it on your phone. It will change your life!
The perfect gift for family, friends, co-workers, clients, or anyone. From #1 Bestselling authors, Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller J.D., who bring you a timeless collection of some of the funniest, most brilliant, and inspiring thoughts to brighten your day. You can pick up this book anytime for your own amusement and enjoyment for an intriguing or funny quote to help you each day, or assist your presentation, or speech, or make a family member or a friend happy motivated, and inspired with the right words.
"Golf Shots" is for all golfers, especially casual recreational golfers, to quietly learn a variety of golf shots to score better. The descriptions of more than 30 different golf shots are simple and to the point.
The book teaches you a variety of Shots off the Tee, Approach Shots, and Short Game Shots.
You’ll learn the techniques on how to hit Stingers, Driver off the Deck, Drawing the Ball, Power Fading the Ball - over 30 + different shots.
The American Pediatric Association recommends children need a balance between screen time and other healthy activities. This quick reference book for parents and grandparents has over 350+ screen-free activities to give you fast substitutes to get them off digital games, tablets, laptops, TV, etc. and improve and expand their life.
Why is this Total Golf Fitness Program different?
It’s a complete and comprehensive golf fitness program covering the 6 elements of keeping fit: Aerobics, All Body Strength and Resistance Training, Core Exercises, Balance Training, Stretching, and Exercise Variety to Keep You Motivated.
This book also gives you what healthy snacks you should eat playing golf to help you keep focused, as well as information on the diets of top PGA Tour Golfers.
If you want to play better, lose fat, and look great as quickly as possible then you want to read this book.
You're going to learn fitness programs most golfers will never know.
Stronger cardio so you won’t get tired playing the last 3 or 4 holes.
Muscle toning with moderate weights and high reps. A stronger core to make your golf swing easier. Balance training to keep your shots more consistent.
A ten minute a day stretching program. Bonus: This book also has a journal to keep a record of your progress.
Get GOLF FITNESS and begin your journey to become a better, leaner, and stronger good-looking golfer!
Putting Tips, Quotes and from Tiger Woods, Rory McIroy, Jason Day, Jordan Spieth, and Sports Psychologists, Dr. Bob Rotella, Dr. Gio Valiante and many more.
Exercises and Drills are given so you can incorporate their thoughts and advice into your golf game and improve your consistency.
"I am a better putter after I read this book. Tips and quotes from top PGA Tour pros and well-known Golf Psychologists give excellent helping tips on putting. There are thousands of other guys trying to give advice. It's best to get the advice from the best. This book works.
-D. Roberts, Lake Forest, IL
A hilarious book (paperback is 4" x 6") that easily fits in a golf bag and makes a memorable gift for any occasion. It will bring a smile to the face of any adult golfer and he’ll love you for the laughs it brings.
He or she can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime! A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime!
While an occasional funny joke helps brighten the mood, laughter helps a golfer play better. Get it here.
Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf.
An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots – like Heaven and Hell in one.
Bobby Jones said, “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.”
Get this book and enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole.
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You can decide which of the over 80 sites are most suitable for you to pursue.
You will discover it’s not difficult to make money online.
When we first started we wished we had a straightforward book like this to explain effective and current ways to earn reasonable online income and increase traffic.
There is no sales hype in this book.
We are not selling you anything in this book.
Reading this book makes it very easy to learn about online income and increasing your traffic since it clears you away from the numerous ads and distractions on web pages.
Sit back and relax and see what methods of making money and increasing traffic interest you. You will find it’s not hard to make money online if you use reliable and realistic methods.
If your goal is to be happy and have streams of online income, then you should read this book.